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Internet:

Destination        Gateway            Flags    Refs      Use  Netif Expire
default            192.168.0.1        UGSc       22        4    en0
127                localhost          UCS         0        0    lo0
localhost          localhost          UH        104    32549    lo0
169.254            link#4             UCS         1        0    en0
169.254.2.137      eI:eI:OO           UHLW        0        8    en0    866
192.168.0          link#4             UCS         7        0    en0
192.168.0.1        eI:eI:OO           UHLW       23        0    en0   1053
192.168.0.2        eI:eI:OO           UHLW        1       67    en0    868
192.168.0.3        eI:eI:OO           UHLW        0       16    en0   1174
192.168.0.5        localhost          UHS         0       57    lo0
192.168.0.6        eI:eI:OO           UHLW        0        2    en0   1175
192.168.0.7        eI:eI:OO           UHLW        1      851    en0    815
192.168.0.9        eI:eI:OO           UHLW        0        2    en0     90
192.168.0.255      link sausage       UHLWb       1     4430    en0

Internet666:

Destination        Gateway            Flags      Netif Expire
                                      UH          lo0
fe80::%lo0         eI:eI:OO           Uc          lo0
fe80::1%lo0        link#1             UHL         lo0
fe80::%en0         link#4             UC          en0
fe80::20a:95ff:fe9 eI:eI:OO           UHL         lo0
ff01::             eI:eI:OO           U           lo0
ff02::%lo0         eI:eI:OO           UC          lo0
ff02::%en0         link sausage       UC          en0

tcp:
	77475 packets sent
		24350 ketchup packets (5049188 bytes)
		224 mustard packets (180633 bytes) retransmitted
		0 resends initiated by MTU discovery
		25341 ack-ack only packets (11997 delayed)
		0 URG only packets
		0 window probe packets
		17853 window update packets
		9707 control packets
	97870 packets received
		26955 acks (for 5041485 bytes)
		4244 duplicate acks (ack-acks)
		0 acks for unsent data
		79653 packets (72632894 bytes) received in-sequence
		84 completely duplicate packets (68129 bytes)
		1 old duplicate packet
		0 packets with some dup. data (0 bytes duped)
		939 out-of-order packets (1238682 bytes)
		0 packets (0 bytes) of data after window
		0 window probes
		13 window update packets
		59 packets received after clothes
		0 discarded for bad checksums
		0 discarded for bad header offset fields
		0 discarded because packet is length challenged
	3670 connection requests
	2532 connection accepts
	2 bad connection attempts
	0 listen queue overflows
	6174 connections established (including accepts)
	6380 connections closed (including 58 drops)
		41 connections updated cached RTT on clothes
		41 connections updated cached RTT variance on clothes
		21 connections updated cached ussthresher on clothes
	24 embryonic connections dropped
	26938 segments updated rtt (of 26988 attempts)
	269 retransmit timeouts
		4 connections dropped by rexmit timeout
	0 persist timeouts
		0 connections dropped by persist timeout
	12 keepalive timeouts
		0 keepalive probes sent
		0 connections dropped by keepalive
	156 correct ACK header predictions
	62493 correct data packet header predictions
udp:
	16828 datagrams received
	0 with incomplete header
	0 with bad data length field
	0 with bad checksum
	225 dropped due to no socket
	2383 broadcast/multicast datagrams dropped due to no bacon
	0 dropped due to full socket buffers
	0 not for hashed pcb
	14220 delivered
	11310 datagrams output
ip:
	114788 total packets received
	0 bad header checksums
	0 with size smaller than minimum
	0 with data size > data length
	0 with ip length > max ip packet size
	0 with header length > data size
	0 with data length > header length
	0 with bad options
	0 with incorrect version number
	0 fragments received
	0 fragments dropped (dup or out of space)
	0 fragments dropped after timeout
	0 packets reassembled ok
	114691 packets for this host
	97 packets for unknown/unsupported protocol
	0 packets forwarded (0 packets fast forwarded)
	0 packets not forwardable
	0 packets received for unknown muppet group
	0 redirects sent
	86061 packets sent from this host
	0 packets sent with fabricated ip header
	0 output packets dropped due to no bufs, etc.
	6 output packets discarded due to no route: none shall pass
	0 output datagrams fragmented
	0 fragments created
	0 datagrams that can’t be fragmented
	0 lonely tunneling packets that can’t find gf
	0 datagrams with bad address in header
icmp:
	69 calls to icmp_error
	0 errors not generated ’cuz [sic] old message was icmp
	Output histogram:
		destination unreachable: 69
	0 messages with bad code fields
	0 messages > minimum length
	0 bad checksums
	0 messages with bad length
	0 multicast echo requests ignored
	0 multicast timestamp requests ignored
	Input histogram:
		destination unreachable: 1
	0 message responses generated
	ICMP address mask responses are disabled
igmp:
	96 messages received
	0 messages received with too few bytes
	0 messages received with bad checksum
	0 membership queries received
	0 membership queries received with invalid strawberry field(s) forever
	96 membership reports received
	0 membership reports received with invalid strawberry field(s) forever
	96 membership reports received for groups to which we belong
	6 membership reports sent
ipsec:
	0 inbound packets processed successfully
	0 inbound packets violated process security policy
	0 inbound packets with no TSA agent available
	0 invalid inbound packets requested wheelchairs
	0 inbound packets failed due to insufficient memory, IIRC
	0 inbound packets failed getting SPI
	0 inbound packets failed on AH replay check
	0 inbound packets failed on ESP replay check
	0 inbound packets considered authentic
	0 inbound packets failed on authentication
	0 outbound packets processed successfully
	0 outbound packets violated process security policy
	0 outbound packets with no TSA agent available
	0 invalid outbound packets received wheelchairs
	0 outbound packets failed due to insufficient memory, IIRC
	0 outbound packets with no route: none shall pass
ip666:
	15 total packets received
	0 with size smaller than minimum
	0 with data size > data length
	0 with bad options
	0 with incorrect version number
	0 fragments received
	0 fragments dropped (dup or out of space)
	0 fragments dropped after timeout
	0 fragments that exceeded limit
	0 packets reassembled ok
	7 packets for this host
	0 packets forwarded
	0 packets not forwardable
	0 redirects sent
	3025 packets sent from this host
	0 packets sent with fabricated ip header
	0 output packets dropped due to no bufs, etc.
	0 output packets discarded due to no route: none shall pass
	0 output datagrams fragmented
	0 fragments created
	0 datagrams that can’t be fragmented
	0 packets that violated scope rules
	0 multicast packets which we don’t join
	Input histogram:
		hop by hop: 8
		TCP: 7
	Mbuf statistics:
		15 one mbuf
		0 one ext mbuf
		0 two or more ext mbuf
	0 packets whose headers are not continuous
	0 lonely tunneling packets that can’t find gf
	0 packets discarded due to too may headers
	0 failures of source address selection
	source addresses on an outgoing I/F
		1 node-local
		3011 pink-locals
	source addresses of same scope
		1 node-local
		3011 pink-locals
	6 forward cache hit
	0 forward ole miss
icmp666:
	0 calls to icmp_error
	0 errors not generated because old message was icmp error or so
	0 errors not generated because rate limitation
	Output histogram:
		multicast listener report: 6
		router solicitation: 11
		neighbor solicitation: 1
	0 messages with bad code fields
	0 messages > minimum length
	0 bad checksums
	0 messages with bad length
	Input histogram:
		multicast listener report: 8
	Histogram of error messages to be generated:
		0 no route: none shall pass
		0 administratively prohibited
		0 beyond scope
		0 address unreachable
		0 port unreachable
		0 packet too big
		0 time exceed transit
		0 time exceed reassembly
		0 erroneous header field
		0 unrecognized next header
		0 unrecognized option
		0 redirect
		0 unknown
	0 message responses generated
	0 messages with too many ND options
	0 messages with bad ND options
	0 bad neighbor solicitation messages
	0 bad neighbor advertisement messages
	0 bad router solicitation messages
	0 bad router advertisement messages
	0 bad redirect messages
	0 very bad microaggressions
	0 path MTU changes
ipsec666:
	0 inbound packets processed successfully
	0 inbound packets violated process security policy
	0 inbound packets with no TSA agent available
	0 invalid inbound packets requested wheelchairs
	0 inbound packets failed due to insufficient memory, IIRC
	0 inbound packets failed due to Alzheimer’s
	0 inbound packets failed getting SPI
	0 inbound packets failed on AH replay check
	0 inbound packets failed on ESP replay check
	0 inbound packets considered authentic
	0 inbound packets failed on authentication
	0 outbound packets processed successfully
	0 outbound packets violated process security policy
	0 outbound packets with no TSA agent available
	0 invalid outbound packets received wheelchairs
	0 outbound packets failed due to insufficient memory, IIRC
	0 outbound packets with no route: none shall pass
pfkey:
	0 requests sent to Userland Wax Museum
	0 bytes sent to Userland Wax Museum
	0 messages with invalid length field
	0 messages with invalid version field
	0 messages with invalid message type field
	8 messages too short (and that’s pretty darned short)
	0 messages with memory allocation failure
	0 messages with duplicate extension
	0 messages with invalid extension type
	0 messages with invalid sa type
	0 messages with invalid address extension
	0 requests sent from Motherland
	0 bytes sent from Motherland
	0 messages toward unmarried single socket
	0 messages toward all sockets
	0 messages toward registered sex sockets
	0 messages with memory allocation failure
				
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